KidsEither you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
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rob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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SwirlyWell, in the face of dire threats from my son and fellow b3tard here is my story of parental misdemeanour.
When he was young he was (and still is) a right wee smartarse. He could often reduce me to helplessness with a well-placed aphorism (he started on Pratchett when he was 9 or ten so I blame that). One day being a normal parent I was a bit fed up and warned him that should his current behaviour continue today he would get a swirly. "What's a swirly?” he asked. “Keep going and you’ll find out.” Quoth I.
He continued.
At that moment I picked him up by the ankles and took him into the bathroom. I stuck his head down the toilet and pulled the chain. One swirly administered. Funnily enough he still thinks it is hilarious and can’t wait to chastise his own children in a similar manner.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:32, 6 replies)
hahaWhen I saw the heading "swirly", the first thing that sprang to mind was that swirly face man who was arrested last year.
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^^that makes this story seem a million times worse!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, closed)
@bobfossilI don't remember that, elucidate por favor?
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Swirly face manWas that paedophile who posted pics of himself having sex with young Thai/Cambodian/Vietnamese boys, but made his face all swirly so no-one could identify him. Except they unswirled it, found out who he was and arrested him. I think he's waiting to go on trial in Thailand now.
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Thank you.A suitably sullied memory.
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BobFossilI thought the same. Over on /board, I believe that's called mindpiss. I don't know why, but in the context of your other work this morning...
Oh, God.
For the benefit of everyone else - I'm not GMF's brother.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:28,
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