I knew a tattoo artist who was something of a bastard.
He had intentionally misspelled words in tattoos over the years- for example, a guy wanted his girlfriend's name "Denise" inked onto his arm, only the tattoo came out without the i in the name. He laughed afterward, saying that tattooing a girl's name onto your body was a stupid thing to do anyway, so he just made it more appropriate.

He also had very questionable tastes in women. I had seen him go after some of the roughest looking slags I've ever seen, have a few romps with them and then send them packing. Some of them were clients of his, willing to trade sex for ink.

Then one day a gorgeous redhead with marmoreal skin walked in, wanting some extensive work done on her back. They started negotiations, and she offered him access to any orifice he chose. Gladly he accepted, and their ink sessions were interspersed with him giving her a much different sort of needle.

Over time her back tattoo was completed, as well as a rather cute one just on the tailbone. As he was finishing up the work on her back, though, he noticed that it was difficult to piss and went to the doctor. Sure enough, she had given him a dose of something.

So he ended his work on her with an elaborate tattoo across the backs of her thighs.

The result is here. Very much not worksafe, so be forewarned.

I'd say that we all got the last laugh out of these two twits.

(EDIT: the word on the left is "Evil.")
( Wanderer, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 17:40, 6 replies)

Must be my eyes, but I'm having trouble reading the left leg.

(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 18:57, closed)

Me too

(Bitter and Twisted, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 19:15, closed)

I admit, it took me a while.
It says "Evil".
( Wanderer, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 19:23, closed)

Cheers!

(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 20:54, closed)

I like how you concocted a BS story just to post a soft porn picture of a hot but small titted redhead.

Bravo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:38, closed)

^this^

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:44, closed)

I confess
that you're right. It was entirely made up to fit that pic. I found it on another site and the thigh tattoos amused me, so I knew that I had to do something with it.

She looks a bit like Marylin Manson, doesn't she?
( Wanderer, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:45, closed)

Tick for marmoreal skin

( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:23, closed)

Marmoreal
Until I just looked that up, I'd aleways though it was "like Marmite". You live and learn...
( difficultchild, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 23:44, closed)