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Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.

Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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Why would the old bill be aware of gender benders?
I missed the bit when being trans gender was made a crime.

He just sounds like your common or garden pervert though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:02, 3 replies)

Makes me think of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6npfjWoBCRM
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 10:57, closed)
When mentioning gender-benders, I did mean perverts who whack off in shops..
Perhaps I should have been clearer, for the dimmer amongst you.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:02, closed)
There is a huge difference
between people who are trans gender and people who wank in public.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:18, closed)
Totally this...
with added 'you fucking idiot'.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:30, closed)
I'm glad someone pointed this out

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:39, closed)
Speaking as someone who is transgender...
...I have never whacked one off in public. Is it too late to start now?
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:48, closed)
Not at all, nock yourself out.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:23, closed)
Congratulations on mashing the keyboard and spelling words as a consequence.
You know, you do take things a bit too seriously sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:16, closed)
*BEEP* This Tory is a belligerent pleb...
*BEEP* This Tory is a belligerent pleb...
*BEEP* This Tory is a belligerent pleb...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 23:55, closed)
Oh I get it.
It's like when people say 'homosexual' to mean 'paedophile'.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 0:57, closed)
Oddly enough
transgender and pervert are not synonymous. You can't substitute them in for each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 4:12, closed)
I accept that, it's perfectly accurate.
However the local plod do have tabs on a number of local perverts who happen to be trans-gender.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 7 Feb 2011, 8:43, closed)
The police keep records of everyone who engage in wrong sex, basically anything that isn't missionary position with the lights out.

I once lightly stroked Mrs RoF buttocks, but we were on holiday in France at the time, so i think we got away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:09, closed)
If this did happen in Brighton
as is inferred below, then the plod will have a whole division devoted to records of people who do wrong sex. I hear there are gayers there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:41, closed)
I hear the same
and believe it's the exact reason my sister moved there...
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:30, closed)

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