The other night
I was giving my missus a good stuffing, when she suddenly says, "It's making me need a wee, hang on." and she wandered off to the bathroom.
She came back, got back in bed and began a bit of handywork. However, after 30 seconds she said she was tired and 'had to be up for work in 6 hours and didn't want to arse about getting up even earlier to have another bath'.

So the next morning when she went out the door, I had a wank into her knickers drawer.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:57, 18 replies)

I like your style
Not content with spunking in a pianio whilst playing great balls of fire, now it's Mrs. Sandettie's knickers draw. whatever next?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:39, closed)

the anticipation is almost too much for my poor nerves.
rispek and ting to slva for keeping us on the edge of our seats!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:19, closed)

I fear we may
have to wait for the next qotw to find out. But i suspect he will progress to Mrs. SLVA's handbags next, with potential for hilarity when she pulls out a spunky oyster card at the station.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:43, closed)

there's a joke in there about a fishmonger.
and a spunky oyster,
but i'm not gonna sink that low.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:53, closed)

hehe!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:37, closed)

that deserves a click
For it made me lol
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:59, closed)

Better late than never ;)

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:18, closed)

hah
maybe it wasn't such a good stuffing.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:34, closed)

this does sound likely

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:03, closed)

Bit of a technical question here
Did you select one item at random to deposit your merchandise into, or did you just spray it about er...willy nilly?

Oh, one more question. What happened when she discovered your crime? Did you have a spunk-covered gusset placed over your head? I suggest Sir, that in fact it may have been your good lady who had the last laugh. Am I right? Huh? I'm right aren't I?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:35, closed)

you guys miss the point. the drawer was empty. she took all her kit and binned the dirty perve.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:00, closed)

I'm not a perve
I'm just inventive
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:03, closed)

Inventive! Pah!
I would have been more impressed if you'd knocked one out onto the carpet out while lying in said draw.

10/10 for pervy confessional though.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:06, closed)

Spray it around WillyNilly?! I should hope not!
(WillyNilly SillyBilly, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:58, closed)

I'd
have crapped in it.
(rampants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:08, closed)

It would've been too much effort.
She keeps them in the top drawer. However, the bottom drawer contains old shorts and handbags.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:38, closed)

handbags eh?
*raises eyebrow*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:10, closed)

Romance isn't dead!
Having a wank into someone's knicker drawer when you're already married to her...
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 1:25, closed)