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Have you tried to be funny and failed horribly? Yeah, join the club. Or have you witnessed someone crash and burn by either being plain unfunny or offensively unfunny? Tell us your stories of sense of humour failure

Thanks to the charmingly named Reginald Donkeyfuck (not related to the Cheshire branch of the Donkeyfuck family, one presumes)

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:40)
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I worked with the German Navy for nearly a year and they were, without exception, a great bunch.

When Harry Enfield did his German Tourist skits the first bits were entirely accurate. They would bring up the War and try to apologise.

I'm too young to remember it so it has the square root of fuck all to do with me or them.

Some great runs ashore were had with them, the Dutch, the Yanks and various other members of NATO.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:12, 1 reply)
One thing soldiers, sailors and airmen have in commom.
They never start wars.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:27, closed)

That Sir (or Madam), is one of the most profound statements I've read.

And it's duly fucking nicked!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:08, closed)
and in related news
Guns never commit armed robberies
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:50, closed)
TV Broadcasting organisations don't
commit pedophilia?
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:02, closed)
Channel Four
commissioned Minipops.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 19:49, closed)
Also, guns don't kill people - rappers do.

(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:08, closed)
Also janitors never shit in the sink

(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 5:32, closed)
apart from Gefreiter Hitler perhaps

(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:31, closed)

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