To My (Hurrah!) Former Employer
I have several points to make, I would have made them to your face or by cowardly email but the industry in which we work is so small and incestuous that it would no doubt come back to bite me.

I will, instead, slag you off on the internet.

To the Cheif executive. You are not head of fucking NATO. You are the cheif executive of a CHARITY that employs less than 200 people doing a hard job for very little money. Learn at least some of their names. You need to be nice to people that work for you for less than the going rate. They need to feel valued in other ways. Perhaps it's not best, then, to publicly suggest that one or two of them lie down in the road to stop your shoes from getting wet. On the shoes, you are nearly 60 ffs. Sort it out. Put your tits away while you are at it, nobody is impressed.

To your underling. You are an extremely unpleasant little man. You are petty, and you need to learn some fucking humility. Again, you are working for a CHARITY. Perhaps, it is not best, then, to buy a brand new car and parade it around when there are people around you facing redundancy? It is also probably not a good idea to have 20 different pairs of glasses to match your jumpers? Besides the fact it is insensitive, you look like a cunt. You are also the only person I know that could be slapped in front of a crowd of 200 and I could be sure that there would be no witnesses.

To you all...It is not my fault YOU lost the contract that I manage. You refused to get me involved in your tender, insisting that the scant knowledge that you have of what the people that work for you actually do was enough to show how you would do the job in the future. It certainly isn't my staff teams fault so maybe you shouldn't have punished them by making sure half their pay went missing? Maybe it also wasn't a good idea to tell them that I was responsible? They didn't believe you anyway, because you are a bunch of monkey wanking thundercunts.

Yours,

ATGIG
(allthatglittersisglitter, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:49, 7 replies)

Clickage for eloquent ranting
and for the immortal line: "You are also the only person I know that could be slapped in front of a crowd of 200 and I could be sure that there would be no witnesses."

I have added that to my list of 'insults-I-will-use-when-I-grow-a-spine'.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:58, closed)

I could also go ona similar rant...
...but would instead point you in the direction of judgethejob.com. I enjoyed the freedom to provide other people the opportunity to read up about their potential future employer!
( 99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:54, closed)

Are you me?
Are you me?

Because this sound very similar to a charity I used to work at a few years back and the lady boss too (though she would lie about her age). Or are all smallish charities like this?
(Davey McGravy, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:33, closed)

I think
They are much of a muchness. Could be the same one, if you used to work in a London borough that used to contain a long stay hospital.
(allthatglittersisglitter, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:05, closed)

Monkey wanking thundercunts...
... deserves a click on its own!

Top notch ranting there.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:25, closed)

^^ this
You have to admire B3ta and the ability of the users to make these insults up...

*wipes away a proud tear*
( snee held his breath since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:55, closed)

Thank you all
Although writing it down did have rewards of its own.
(allthatglittersisglitter, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:05, closed)