To the kiddy-fiddler of my childhood
Dear Les,

I don't know what made you think that a 12-year-old boy was in dire need of being wanked off, but trust me, it was a bad idea.

At that age, I was a bit confused as to why this strange man decided that I would be interested in Aston Villa, and even more surprised when he started showing me pictures of naked women in showers. I should have known better and, maybe, I don't know, been a bit scared of you, but, at the age of 12, as you were banking on, my sense of danger was not yet developed enough to see you as a twisted paedophile, only as a friendly man who helped out with the cricket team.

When you then took me back to your house, I was too young to have any kind of alarm bells ringing, even when you were stroking my leg in the car. When you then started wanking me off in your front room whilst stood in front of the photos of your family, I had no clue what was going on, and, Christ, you could have had the common decency to stop when I asked you.

The thing is that it took me three years to tell anyone about it, six to tell my parents, and, worst of all, fourteen years to ask a girl out in case I caused anywhere near the pain you did. 25 years later I'm getting married, but I'm scared of having children in case some sick fuck like you fucks their life up.

You're a cunt, Les, I have almost forgiven you, but there is still a small part of me that hopes you will die a protracted and painful death alone, if only in partial payment for the wasted years you have caused in my life and in the lives of your other victims.

With best regards,

nonegiven
(nonegiven, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:42, 17 replies)

kill les
(Surfeit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:32, closed)

Oh man.
I hope the bastard rots slowly to death.
(Just a girl., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:16, closed)

I bet you loved it you filthy slut.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:49, closed)

Show me on the dolly where he touched you

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:56, closed)

Well, there's the interview over
can I touch your winky?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:53, closed)

fondled by a nonce
or lying on the internet
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:57, closed)

or a bit of both

( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:04, closed)

I honestly can't see what the problem is here
I've paid good money to be wanked off by Les since I was 6, and there's never been an issue.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:23, closed)

Yeah but he was good on Blankety Blank

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:58, closed)

Man, when he reads that letter, he's going to be Les Miserablés.

( __, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:06, closed)

Was he any good?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:14, closed)

There's no point in you replying. I'm pretty sure you're on an automatic IGNORE.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:16, closed)

Hi, I'm the guy in the OP.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:12, closed)

When I was 13
I had to wank myself off.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:16, closed)

Kids these days, they're fucking RUINED.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:37, closed)

I don't get all this stuff about child abuse...
When I was a child, I had to abuse myself.

(May be stolen from wotsis face from The Stranglers)
( snee held his breath since, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:50, closed)

Wow, that is harsh.
I mean, no one should be made to be interested in Aston Villa.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:36, closed)