Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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liar liar, your bums on fireTwo stories.
First was way back in the late 70s when I was in the scouts. We had been tasked with putting up the marquee for the local summer fete. if anyone knows Northolt Village Community centre in West London then they will know that it has a miniature railway running around the perimeter. We had a "helper" called Graham who was a bullshitter of the highest order. When it was mentioned that we were to put up the marquee, he chipped in (in typical fashion) that he would take charge as he used to do this for a living. WTF thunk 20 or so scouts. So we let him. It was not a smooth operation, and in the course of the erection, he left a guy line draped across the track which derailed a model steam train, the owner of which uttered the immortal line
"you bent my smoke deflector!"
After that incident, every ridiculous claim that Graham made was met with howls of laughter and much quoting of "You bent my smoke deflector". Graham didn't last long after that.
Second story
During the 90s I worked at Reuters in field engineering. One of the supervisors was a renowned bullshitter who claimed to be able to come into his own bladder. Not so much "to his face" laughter but plenty of sniggering behind his back.
That is all.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:16, 4 replies)
ErectionMade me giggle in the office.
Puerile community? Us? :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:42, closed)
That last lieastounds me!!!
who...what...how would you come up with that...its hard to be speechless while typing, but i am.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 22:36, closed)
YuuuukkkkkkkkI googled that last bit about coming in bladders - it can happen. Euuuuuugh, nasty. www.intelihealth.com/IH/ihtIH/WSIHW000/9339/10523.html
I'm not suggesting the bloke was telling the truth or anything, but what a bizarre thing to admit to either way!
Keep up the good work.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 6:53, closed)
wellat least that's one more to add to my list of freaky sex things...
although you can't really yell it at people.
"You Retrograde ejaculator!"
Doesn't really have the same oomph as yelling
"Dirty Fukkin Dendrophiliac" at hippies.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:44, closed)
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