Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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i coloured the truth just the once.......when re-telling the story of a drunken brawl on one of my first nights out in newcastle.
I told all and sundry how some lovely geordie took offence to my new flatmates hair, when in fact he took offence at the fact he was wearing a Middlesborough FC top, in Newcastle.
I only did it to save my friends reputation... needn't have bothered as he jumped in and told anyone who would listen that i tripped over the pavement on my way in to the fight and the bruised knuckles i had were in fact from my fracas with the kerb.
Length? Anyone within 500 yards of the fight was in so much hysterics at me falling over that all violence was soon forgotten, so it was all over rather quickly.
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:57,
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pedantHappens fairly regular oop in the frozen wastes of Tyneside I'm sure. I almost got chinned for wearing a Juventus shirt in Middlesbrough once; I fair shit myself to be honest, but quickly explained to the would be assailents their' sartorial error. Phew
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Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:13,
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