Fucking research centres
I used to work with this absolute BITCH of a woman. She would sit there barking commands at me all day long, while I literally jumped through loops for her.

She always dangled rewards over my head for following her orders. These rewards were complete bullshit of course, and I continued to work for absolutely nothing.

By the end of my time working with her, I dont know whether I hated the bitch, or actually felt sorry for her miserable life, cooped up in the building all day, barking orders constantly. It must be hard to be so hated.

Nevertheless, I made it quite public how I felt about never receiving my reward. So I caught a knife, and began carving into the wall;

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake..
(' or 1=1 --, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:32, 6 replies)

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:34, closed)

We will stop enhancing the truth...
... in three, two, *BZZZZT*
(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:38, closed)

Did you just put that Aperture Science thing...
... we dont know what it is into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?

dammit now i have to go play some portal :D
(boshalake attempted to be sober on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 1:20, closed)

"while I literally jumped through loops for her"
Why did she want you to jump through hoops? What purpose did it serve? Did you achieve said purpose? Were the hoops hula hoops? What did the safety people have to say about a grown adult leaping though plastic rings in a research environment?

PS, pants on fire. But not literally.
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:33, closed)

<3

( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:03, closed)

First you will be baked
then there will be cake.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 15:22, closed)