Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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No needThis one guy I used to hang around with would just constantly lie but it got to such a point that nobody ever believed anything he said.
some classics include:
* his nipples weren't in line but that was caused by being in a lorry which his dad crashed and rolled several times.
* He was scared of water because he fell in a swimming pool when he was a baby and nearly drowned (actually was embarrassed about his squint nipples).
* he had sex with a girl in a barn while he was on holiday (only seemed to have sex while on holiday).
* A guy he knew built a mobile phone from scratch but it had to be pushed around on a trolley as it was petrol driven.
* A hot air balloon landed in his back garden one morning so he brought a cup of tea out to the pilot (council estate with a 20" x 10" garden surrounded by trees).
* His dad has beat up hundreds of guys for no real reason.
* His dad once did a handbrake turn while going at 115MPH in a Cavalier because he forgot his piecebox and kept perfect control.
* He has a wife and 2 children but works in a carwash while his wife is unemployed (true) but has 2 houses, one is rented out.
There are more but you just ignore and agree with everything after a while.
Apologies for length but of course his was huge.
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Have a clickFor the petrol driven mobile phone and the first use in QOTW I can remember of the word 'piecebox'.
That'll have the non-Scots guessing.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:10,
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PieceboxI'm not Scottish, but I know what this is. Although I'm originally from an English border town with an identity crisis, so I probably should know what it is anyway.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:16,
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My parents are ScotsSo it was always a piece and jam.
But when I lived with a geordie I was bemused about a bait box - I thought he was going fishing.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:41,
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Why It's a lunch boxYou boggin baffies
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