Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Another story featuring the guy who inspired this QOTW for meAfter a night out, me and my flatmates decided to chill, drink more beer and watch music video channels all night. The laughs and alcohol are flowing, and we're just taking the piss out of everything.
Suddenly, a new song appears on the TV. It's Paulo Nutini's "New Shoes". We watch at the hideous lyrics, and begin to take the piss out of it, knowing full well it's a retarded song. We make fun of the lyrics and started making our own ones up. My attempt went something like "# Yay, I've got new shoes... Got them from Primark.. They're a size 12..."
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Pathological Lie Boy splurts out "Yeah, my shoes are a size 13"
Me and my mates look at him. If you've been reading all the stories I've posted, you can tell we're getting pissed off at him, and we just start breaking out in laughter. This lasts a good half an hour before he finally fucks off to bed.
We call him LieMan, as it rhymes with his real name.
Length? He was actually a Size 9.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 20:09, 2 replies)
Must be something with the nameI also have a friend whose name rhymes with Lieman - he is the worlds worst bullshitter EVER
(, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 11:32, closed)
My namealso rhymes with Lieman. Happy to say I'm 100% honest, guv.
Reminds me of time I was teaching Jet Li some new moves. Haven't I told you about that? Well, I'd just got out of the SAS . . .
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 12:04, closed)
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