Liar Liar, mother loving Liar!
Right where do I begin with this bloke. I was at, lets say, Ussex Eniversity from 01 to 04. Nice time, drunk time but was made more insterestng in the first year by a guy who I knew who for the love of god could not stop lying, and the beauty was his lies were so inconsistent!
A list as follows:
1. He had a pimped out VW Beatle, exposed engine, lowered etc… but had to leave it at his parents house when he came down south. Later on that year on a drive around Colchester, driving behind a beatle he said “Man I would love one of those” to which he was posed the question “Mate I thought you said you had one?” His response. “ Err,, yea, that what I meant, I want another one”
2. He knew Less Than Jake when they were a small band starting up from Leicester, thought this was impressive but strange. Googled said band, and was amazed that Florida and Leicester could be mixed up.
3. During Reading 2000 when Daphne and Celeste were around he was able to walk through a crowd of angry and fairly drunk rockers, with a curry and launch it at them. Like a modern day Moses.
4. He was the 2nd best Karate expert in the UK and the guy who beat him to the to spot also went to our Uni, when asked why he didn’t speak to him something about bad history. My mate later spoke to said champion on the UK, he had no recollection of being in a Karate competition and hated the liar, just as he was a bell end.
5. His dad had 5 PHd’s, then it went down to 4 later. Must have lost one behind a sofa.

Length, according to him massive, but then again......
(English Bloke82, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:24, 3 replies)

Less Than Jake
Thats just kind of funny, one of my co-workers, who recently left the Ice was in Less Than Jake until 01 or 02, and yeah I know it for a fact.
(I_Live_In_Antarctica No...really...I do.www.travbuddy.com/mtfd528/blogs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:42, closed)

Less Than Jake
That bit makes me laugh seeing as I went to school in Gainesville, FL, and did in fact have the pleasure of knowing the band.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 17:04, closed)

Actually...
Daphne and Celeste did get a curry lobbed at them - I was hit by some as it sailed overhead.
(the nightmare of cake, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:38, closed)