Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
(
chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
« Go Back
Gibby...At school there was a certain friend who was always making up utter nonsense. I will call him Gibby, as that is what everyone called him. He was a sad little lad, and it just made his claims more outrageous that they came from someone so 'uncool'.
Highlights of the total shit he made up included that: He ejoyed racing speedboats at international level in his spare time. Not only this but he had recently had a bad crash and his girlfriend, the co-pilot, was in a coma as a result. And would we mind not talking about it.
He also claimed his dog had been shot 46 times by the IRA. He didn't go into the reasons why (perhaps they were Top Secret)...
There were many others but I seem to have blocked them out. I'll try and remember and post them; or if anyone knows of Gibby by all means expand on the above.
I'm sure there is a medical reason for all this which means I shouldn't really laugh at him. But come on, 46 times?!
*Edit: Now with at least one less embarrassing spelling mistake...*
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 18:03, 6 replies)
his girlfriend was in a comma?but how did she fit? she must have been crushed down to a tiny, tiny size...
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 18:05, closed)
WellI once fell into a comma due to complications with my colon.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 18:30, closed)
Girlfriend in a commaA badly-punctuated song by The Smith's
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 18:30,
closed)
Girlfriend in a coma,I know I know
It's serious.
Christ, you are all such pedants!
Still, all part of the b3ta charm I suppose.
EDIT: Scayduck, is that incorrect apostrophe in "The Smith's" meant to be a joke?
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 18:36, closed)
Words!The really bad part was that I wrote it correctly and then changed it in the preview. D
oh!
Curse you words!
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:47, closed)
what aboutHe ejoyed racing speedboats?
(, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 2:28, closed)
« Go Back