my best friend
my best friend all through school was a girl called joanne. we met when we were 5 and were practically inseparable.
as we grew older, it became clear that joanne was a bit of a slapper. she would shag any lad she could, probably looking for the affection she never got from her dad(evil cunt that he is).
one night, when we were 15, we ran into some guy she liked who was a couple of years older than us. i knew what he wanted and i knew she would give it to him, but he was an arse and so, to protect her, i dragged her home. well, most of the way. there is a hill between our houses, so i walked her to the top of the hill and watched her walk down the other side and(or so i thought) straight home.
next day, i found out that she'd run around the bottom of the hill and met up with this bloke again, shagging him on a park bench. she thought it was hysterical.
for 5 months.
then she realised she was pregnant and unable to hide it from her parents anymore. how does she deal with this? she cries rape, obviously. now, the guy in question may have been a complete arse-hat, but i knew for a fact that he didn't rape her and i wasn't going to see him go to prison for a lie. it cost me my best friend, but when the police questioned me, i told them the truth. i may lie myself at times, but not about something as serious as that.

length? she had her second kid 10 months after the first.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:34, 5 replies)

Top stuff! Took some guts!
One of my friends was questioned after a young girl was raped near here.... turned out some people who had nothing to do with it but didn't like him had "identified" him from a description which sounded far more like one of them..... my mate didn't have a skinhead for a start. As if the poor lass didn't have enough to deal with without some coked up twats using what happened to her to cause trouble! Some people.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:32, closed)

Good on ya.
I'm firmly of the opinion that the punishment for crying rape should be fairly close to the punishment for rape.
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 9:15, closed)

You know
That sounds so uncannily like someone I know - she'd be having her 4th brat by now if she hadn't had abortions. The worst thing is that she thinks there's nothing wrong with having had 4 abortions.

Thankfully she's never cried rape, but I think she would given half a chance.
(Prawn, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 12:14, closed)

@Prawn
So what is wrong with having any number of abortions? Please tell...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 14:05, closed)

:( I'm sorry mate
But well done on telling the truth, crying rape is one of the despicable things in this world and makes it hard for actual rapes to be dealt with as seriously and effectively as deserved.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 14:53, closed)