Bella looked into his eyes. "I love you, Bongo Cock."
Bongo Cock The Vampire was not wearing any pants or trousers. He made the sound of a donkey while his light-up penis flashed on and off.

Bella offered him a pint of blood in a jug. Bongo Cock grabbed it and poured it all over his blond afro. He brayed like a donkey again, and his penis flew off his body like an untied balloon.

Bella fell into his arms. "I never want to let you go," she sighed, and pissed herself.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:45, 6 replies)

Now this...
....I'd read.
( Evil Bastardo, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:51, closed)

Hahaha
Make it into a novel and I'd read it. :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 23:43, closed)

i must learn not to read replies whilst i have a mouthful of coffee

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:06, closed)

Fucking Hell..
Brilliant.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 5:17, closed)

Awesome
I want to read more about Bongo cock the vampire. I wonder what happens if i type it into google.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:28, closed)

Chances are you'll find the original source:
thegoldenageofthelowcountries.blogspot.com/2011/09/twilight.html

There's some absolute gold on there.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:34, closed)

This should win every week

( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:04, closed)