Lies that went on too long
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
Amorous Badger's looking after my dog at the moment.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:34,
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What has happened to you Vagabond my old black hearted blaggard?
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:01,
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he's missing his dog
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:28,
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He needs to adjust his sights then.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:20,
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That's a euphemism, right?
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Smale is stuffed, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:28,
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If it's not
It may be in contravention of the sexual offences act 2003.
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speedevil, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:36,
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TERRIBLE BULLYING OF JEFF!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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Gone to see a man about a dog?
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.Yeti., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:31,
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Is
It a Jack Russell? Badger baiting and all that....
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:38,
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I bet your dog is lovely.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:05,
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