Little VictoriesI recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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I farted and it was gas only. No solids. No liquids. Beat my crook guts. Happy days.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:14,
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Win!Having had a seriously gippy tummy for more than a week I can testify that the first fart with confidence is indeed a victory. Have a click sir.
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difficultchild, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:19,
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Oh god, it only take a teaspoon of leakage to wreck your day.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:29,
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I wouldn't evenGo so far as a teaspoon. If you can feel it, then that's enough
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:38,
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Even some balled loo paper residue can take a man down. Then you fix it and your fingernails stink for ages.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:56,
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The most worrying phrase in the English Language"Thats not a Fart"
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heheI bet that's the closest you've come to playing Russian roulette
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