Little Victories
I recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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Sweet Victory/Revenge
One of my 'mates' fucked my misses, so I fucked his mum. Simple as that.
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TheBat, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:22,
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I'd rather someone fucked my mum than my misses.
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Peej, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:27,
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that's why it's only a small victory really...
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TheBat, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:32,
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I'd certainly rather fuck your mum than your missus.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:32,
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I'd rather watch his missus fuck his mum
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:47,
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^^
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McChinaman banned, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:46,
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^^
That got a Brian Blessed of a laugh out of me :-D
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eXOBeX, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:38,
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Tit for tat?
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:58,
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One of my old best mates fucked my girlfriend
So I fucked two of his ex's, both of which dumped him, and neither of which he was over. When I told him, he got angry and wanted to fight. This caused my now ex, his now current, to cry at her birthday party since she couldn't understand why he thought this was a big deal.
She dumped him the next day. Meanwhile, I'm still on great terms with both his ex's.
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bblgoose, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:06,
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this whole thread exudes class
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:10,
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It's quite impressive how some of the replies are even more depressing than the story.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:22,
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quite
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:43,
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Your username is really depressing
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lemonadegame, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 3:56,
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l r
in both cases
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:02,
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Shame
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Chopsey, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:31,
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I thought this was 'Little Victories'...
...is his mum a midget?
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Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:55,
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perhaps it refers to his cock?
Hah! I made a knob joke!
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Deligrams, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:07,
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Ooooh, how risque!
Maybe they're both small.
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Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 19:25,
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You are my Brother
AICMFP.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:03,
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