Oh god..
If my husband thinks he's doing a barbeque this summer he can fuck right off. He's just got my whole family (including my grandparents) arguing about whether the term "sausage" refers to the meat or the shape.
(samurai_beth, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:52, 1 reply)

So you're married to an argumentative retard, and also come from a family of argumentative retards.
It's clearly not the fucking meat, seeing as sausages can be made from a variety of things, some of them not even cunting meat. Honest to shitting zombie jesus, you're on the internet, where every possible piece of information is easily available.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:13, closed)

I love this.

(__, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:31, closed)

Hmmm
I think he was just doing it as a test, as he had no input to offer, he just sat back and listened.
(samurai_beth, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:33, closed)

So you're married to a man who starts family arguments?
EXCELLENT CHOICE THERE.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:35, closed)

....
he says "they love me, fuck knows why but they do" so he's a bigot aswell....
(samurai_beth, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:51, closed)

How does that make him a bigot?
Are you actually just a mentally handicapped, attention seeking teenager? Because you seem to know fuck all about anything.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:55, closed)

By the way..
I forgot to mention I'm a vegetarian.
(samurai_beth, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:39, closed)

This gets better all the time.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:39, closed)

Beth
Go back to the kitchen and leave the internets to semi intelligent people theres a love!
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:12, closed)

I'm not Beth, you reply idiot.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:15, closed)

fucksocks!
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:43, closed)

twat
(samurai_beth, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:18, closed)

that'll be MR twat to you!!
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:43, closed)

of course it's the fucking meat. If it's not got meat in it, it's not a sausage.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:30, closed)

Don't you fucking start.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:37, closed)

Coming from a similar family, it's not so much the lack of information
as the fact that your opinion is FACT. For example, we didn't play Scrabble this Christmas because we spent the 3 hours we'd set aside arguing over which dictionary we should use. (It was between a school one and a concise Oxford, the argument my grandma made for the school one was "The proper words are all in there, it's the complicated stuck up words in the other one, and it's cheating to use snobby words.")
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:35, closed)

I'm just glad to know of all the other insanely stupid arguments,
It's making me feel like less of a twat.
(samurai_beth, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 4:29, closed)