I think it qualifies as a small victory.
Not really my last laff per se.
Broke up with my "Queen of The Harpies" gf - "Painya" (you know that 1 truly fucked up relationship you have to have to understand that it was a truly fucked relationship) and the small group of (male) friends who chose her over me including my ex-business partner Dick (couple even fucked her - mmmm... slops, but already knowing what a fucked up bitch she could be my only question is "Why?").
A jizz-monkey - "Dumpster" moved in with me (gotta pay the rent... or not as was the case) who then did a runner aided by Dick.
My besty Ron-as-in-Later (that was his nom de plume) then took it upon himself to nick Dick's massive pot plant as revenge for seeing his mate so royally fucked over. He then slowly sold me large bags of that stuff over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins - asked no questions, he told me no lies). Ron only told me that a few years ago. He died last Dec. I miss you mate.
So - Dick I enjoyed smoking all your pot you wanker. Cheers fuck-knuckle. I hope to god you still have the misfortune of being Pianya's friend/wanna-be fuck buddy (she never liked the fatties btw).
Names changed cause I put a shit-load of sugar in Dumpster's bike tank & happily watch the business I'd built up (without a lot of Dick's help)crumble to not-very much AFTER he'd bought me out.

WOW! That was so puerile. Nice & cathartic.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 1:34, 14 replies)

Sorry, what?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 1:40, closed)

seconded
has that been translated from Spanish into English, then into German and then back into English?
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:01, closed)

This
was posted a couple of times in last weeks QOTW. Still not got a clue what it's about.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 2:10, closed)

He's having a dig at qotw.
It's an attempt at satire. Ignore him. He's an idiot.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 14 Feb 2011, 5:55, closed)

Well said Sir/Madam.
Can anyone tell me why it's my particularly incomprehensible post from last weeks qotw that he chose?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 6:38, closed)

In all fairness here, I'm not sure how you can satirise by posting something which is practically satire in itself.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 7:24, closed)

It's a giant satire-attempting feedback loop.
I've no idea why we'd want to keep seeing the same gibberish though. It's a particularly strange post though.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 14 Feb 2011, 7:37, closed)

Made me laugh, and every time I try to read it I laugh again. I'm not sure why though...
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:19, closed)

Maybe it was your fabulously interesting characters
such as Ron with his cheeky nom de plume - where can we read his work? - or the mysterious Dumpster, here one minute, gone the next.
I really need to know more - I'm hooked!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:07, closed)

Again....
Copypasta of MY post from last weeks qotw. Again.
That... My friend is exceptionally clever.
I think.
N.B. - The use of "my friend" is arbitrary and patronizing and in no way denotes that I want to be your actual friend.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 2:19, closed)

Here ya go.
Not really my small victory per se.
I broke up with my girlfriend of the time - The "Queen of The Harpies" (otherwise known as "Painya") - you know that 1 truly fucked up relationship you have to have to understand that it was a truly fucked relationship? And then the small group of (male) friends who chose her over me departed including my ex-business partner "Dick" (a couple of them even fucked her - hmmmmmm... slops! but then again already knowing what a fucked up bitch she could be my only question is "Why?").
Some bloke I knew - "Dumpster" (as his surname is similar and the analogy is very fitting) moved in with me (gotta pay the rent... or not as was the case) who then did a runner aided by my ex-business partner Dick.
My best friend "Ron-as-in-Later" (as that was his nom de plume) then took it upon himself to nick several of Dick's massive pot plants as retribution for seeing his mate (me) so royally fucked over. He then slowly sold me large bags of that said 'stuff' over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins here - I asked no questions, & he told me no lies). "Ron" only told me that a few years ago. He died last Dec. I miss you shitloads mate.
So - "Dick", I enjoyed smoking all of your pot you fucking wanker. Cheers, felch-monkey. I hope to god you still have the misfortune of being "Painya's" friend/wanna-be fuck buddy. If she didn't go down on you then that was her being a rude bitch to you!
Names changed because I don't want the libel suits.
Gvpyczjppcl I hope this version clears something up for you. If you want more details gaz me. More than happy to oblige.
Also AB could you include this edit if you included it in the gqothwa - just for some clarity & context.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 7:39, closed)

nope. still incomprehensible.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:25, closed)

Still possibly a prick then?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:04, closed)

hahaha
classic QOTW
( moohalaa, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:26, closed)