My maths teacher
had it in for me big time. Every lesson he would drag me out into the corridor for not doing homework etc. He said I would never amount to anything. Ha... fast forward two years and one saturday afternoon the same teacher was in Mcdonalds with his kids for lunch. I wonder if he noticed the 'extra dressing' on his big mac.
(Andino, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 11:03, 14 replies)

Very good.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 11:14, closed)

Rather subtle I thought.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 11:46, closed)

I agree.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:25, closed)

I disagree.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:51, closed)

...So he was right then?

( MatJ LOOK, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 11:37, closed)

That's the gag.

(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:25, closed)

I take it you passed with flying colours @ maths
went onto uni got a masters/phd (with hons.) & are in a highly paid managerial position @ mickey-ds' whereby you saw him and ensured that his mayo on his burger was of the best quality?
Make sure you point out the differences in salary between a highly paid Mickey-D's exec & a lowly maths teachers as he scrabbles for coins for his kid's happy meals. Might want to give them an extra helping of mayo too....
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:30, closed)

Either I am
giving too much credit to the subtlety of the original post here, or a lot of people are missing the point
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:37, closed)

Obvious isn't it?
The teacher eats in McDonald's. Therefore, as Mrs T once didn't say, he can count himself a failure at life.
( daikoku has been on a ragga tip since, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:10, closed)

To be fair
I was working on the basis that the whole thing was a made up joke (the joke being that the OP works at McDonalds...).

And I liked that.

If that's not the case and the OP does work at McDonalds and wanked into a Big Mac, I want my 'I like this' back...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:40, closed)

Big victory
would have been becoming very successful, the small victory being the splaff in teachers burger, this does make sense.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:34, closed)

Lots of people taking this at face value...

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:25, closed)

My Maths teacher once told us we were all
fucking useless, that we'd never amount to anything, and were all on the road to suicide.

Well, out of a class of 30, only 17 have so far hurled themselves under tube trains, eaten several large packs of Nurofen or cut their wrists.

That's less than half of us! Stupid fucking cunt he was.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:01, closed)

+1

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:04, closed)