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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:29, 36 replies)

This isn't a story...
Why is this here?
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:36, closed)

im only 12 and what is this?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:39, closed)

Because some people think it's somehow humorous to post links to their other spats on QOTW
In a sort of "look at me look at me look at MEEEEEE sort of way.
Think of Michael McIntyre on a diet of blue Smarties and Sunny D.

Anyway, it's pathetic and it's shit, so into Room 101 it goes.

*pulls the lever marked IGNORE*
( eXOBeX, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 2:05, closed)

Make sure you tell everybody.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 7:36, closed)

I imagine that he feels that provoking people counts as a little victory
Useless fat cunt that he is. Mind you, he's got the right looks for a troll...

He's got too much time on his hands (83,000 posts on talk), and this trolling gets him attention. On the internet.

He's like a naughty kid - he just wants attention, and affirmation that he exists. It doesn't matter to him if it's positive or negative attention, he just wants to be noticed (probably a lonely childhood and adolescence). It's hard to achieve something and get positive attention, so he acts out.

Really, rather than being annoyed, we should be sympathetic.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 15 Feb 2011, 7:20, closed)

Make sure you don't fall for it like all the other internet white knights then.
Oops. Too late.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 7:37, closed)

This is like the LOLcow that never ever dries up.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 7:38, closed)

It's genuinely taken me by surprise, Neil.
This must be the most serious corner of the whole internet. Why the hell did these people sign up to b3ta in the first place? Is there a different b3ta that offers a therapy service?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 7:48, closed)

I think HP exists solely to defend QOTW from mild to moderate piss-taking.
I'm genuinely baffled, yet fascinated by this.

I can only conclude that he must have lost a sibling who had special needs or something, feels guilty and is therefore Transferring that guilt by defending people claiming that they've cured appendicitis by drinking vodka from Internet Derision.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:01, closed)

Oh. Does he have prior form?
:(

I didn't realise I was kicking somebody who had already been knocked down. I'm such a horrid bully. I should fuck off to mumsnet 4chan daily mail back where I came from.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:12, closed)

His finest moment can be found here, when he defends this prick
b3ta.com/questions/dad/post986596
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:31, closed)

I think he fantasises about being OJ's lawyer.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:23, closed)

I hope he leaps to my defence when I'm targetted by horrid internet bullies.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:00, closed)

disasterprone's probably fairly close to the money with the 'attention seeking' comment - take the above, for example. I use a French phrase simply because it has no direct English equivalent, and you immediately take the opportunity to mash out yet more dribble - equally turgid in either language - eager to display every minor achievement, like a toddler bringing home some lacklustre bit of painting from preschool. You should try a blog, or something - I'm sure the internet's dreadfully excited at the prospect of hearing every bit of dull trivia from whatever it is you euphamistically refer to as your 'life'.

You know who else speaks French? The French. More or less all of them. It ain't that impressive.


( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:37, closed)

Awww.
Puppy thinks it's people!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:12, closed)

you know what language english is not? that's right, french.
if you use it, you are either pretentious or you don't know how to write properly or both.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:40, closed)

[something racist about the welsh]
[probably with a bit of casual homophobia and insensitivity about mental illness too]
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:47, closed)

actually, l'esprit d'escalier translates as 'the wit of the the staircase' pretty much.
it refers to the situation when you think of a witty retort to someone after you've already walked away.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:05, closed)

You're such a bully.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:41, closed)

what, with my knowledge of french idiom, and that?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:00, closed)

You're worse than "a toddler bringing home some lacklustre bit of painting from preschool"
Particularly when you're addressing somebody who has just pinned a bit of lacklustre mspainting onto the internet fridge door.

That's tantamount to child abuse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:22, closed)

defending people claiming that they've cured appendicitis by drinking vodka
there's never a defence from that - people like that need to be ripped.

the archive is a GOOD THING.

Pointless posts, bullying and trolling, less good.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:14, closed)

Pointless posts and trolling have made up 99.98% of b3ta from day one.
But could you point me at the bullying? That sounds rather exciting.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:31, closed)

Bored.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:47, closed)

Quick!
Tell the internet!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:48, closed)

Out of curiosity
How do you find time to do all these posts?
I barely have time to login.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:52, closed)

I use the magic of "typing".

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:54, closed)

Yeah, yeah
seriously, you seem to be here 24 hours a day.
I guess you don't work as carpet fitter.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:56, closed)

Hmm
1pm, must be lunchtime for some people. Me too.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:03, closed)

haha

( WormuIus, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:26, closed)

Heroic Internet

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 7:42, closed)

Isn't your missus a french?
Just saying like, you could easily have used google translate though, you utter cunt.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:43, closed)

Google translate is still a bit shit.
A bit like the french lulziz!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:48, closed)

I used to play scrabble thingy on yahoo
I once fell out with a French dude there who refused to believe I wasn't French even though I used the translate thing. Touchy bastards.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:51, closed)

I blame Napoleon.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:54, closed)

Oooooh, a penis-length war!
I love those. *gets croissant and settles down to watch*
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:37, closed)