someone at work was going on about purple aki the other day
I thought he was just a b3ta thing. apparently not!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 12:09, 8 replies)

no, he lives round my way
i know a couple of lads who have been harassed by him
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 13:46, closed)

My mates a scouser and I asked him and he said he was ok but his brother was bothered by him a few times

( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 14:29, closed)

he's not been bothering people lately
but it seems some form of restriction has been lifted, so he might start up again.
doesn't bother me, he only touches up blokes
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 16:49, closed)

I didn't know I worked with you!
We were talking about him at work the other week and colleague was telling me he'd like to be approached by him.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 16:28, closed)

Kris Akabusi's pet name for his little feller

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 17:50, closed)

He's famous and
on theBBC
( MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 20:37, closed)

I grew up on Merseyside in the 80s
Every kid I knew was scared of Purple Aki.

He was a kind of bogeyman; "If you go off the close on your bike on your own, Purple Aki will get you".

As we got older, we assumed it was some myth and didn't think about it much any more. It became like giant hogweed; a thing kids were collectively warned about, that nobody had actually seen.

Then, about ten years ago, someone told me he was real. I Googled and nearly fell off my chair.
(Porcupine, Thu 22 Sep 2016, 14:25, closed)

He's your boyfriend he is.
You let him touch your biceps and everything.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 1 Oct 2016, 11:58, closed)