No, within the last year. If you're moaning about my use of the word 'coloured' - well, I genuinely mean no offence by it whatsoever, and employ it purely because I've never met the girl in question and thus know neither her exact shade, nor what its correct name might be on the Dulux colour wheel. However, the fact of it being "not white" was reasonably important to the story.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:49, 3 replies)

Dulux do "Dusky Wog" in matt emulsion
You should do your research in future.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:53, closed)

Dulux? You fucking povo.
It's all about Farrow and Ball's "Whiff of Arab" and "not so much black as mucky looking".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 19:28, closed)

So you never bothered to ask what colour she was cos they're all the same to you?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:55, closed)

He's a blind
You insensitive bastard
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:50, closed)