
Freddie Woo says: "A bloke who lived next door to my mum told me on the day Diana died that it was 'God's punishment for sleeping with an Arab'". Tell us stories of bigots, racists, sexists, homophobes and loud-mouths so that we may point and laugh
( , Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:03)
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So I went over. "Now", I said to the female manager, "Manpower."
"I don't think so" she said.
"Pardon?" I asked.
"That's inappropriately sexist language in the workplace" she said, waving a pamphlet entitled 'Staff Handbook - Respectful Communication With Others' at me, "It's 'people-power'"
"I'm sorry" I said, "I'll go out and come back in again, shall I?" I enquired.
"Christ - men are such divs" she said.
( , Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:18, 5 replies)

'Man' comes from the Old English 'Mann' which means person.
( , Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:43, closed)

Not many agencies use manpower in their name these days, the preferred twatspeak term is "human resource" or a derivation thereof. Much more efficient at dehumanising the blue collar staff as quickly as possible.
( , Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:51, closed)

If it still exists, that is.
( , Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:17, closed)
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