I'm Catholic, black, gay, Jewish, HIV+, Scottish and a woman.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:12, 14 replies)

Yeah and you can fuck right off.
Because you post on b3ta.
EDIT: Howzit plummie?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:59, closed)

could be worse, I could be Australian.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:08, closed)

Dude. That's harsh.
Some of my best mates are Australians.

Well ... I mean ... obviously they're not actual Australians. They're immigrants who are skimming off the cream of the mining billions. They weren't raised or educated there ... I have some standards. And they'll most likely fuck off home in a few years when the economy collapses back to normal and leaves the locals barely able to afford their pissbeer. They're not idiots or owt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:12, closed)

QOTW LIES.
You don't have any mates.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:18, closed)

And I'm fat and I can't do sums.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:19, closed)

:(

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:34, closed)

What?
Like those strange and mysterious pub owners that never charge you for a drink cause you're their mate?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 1:01, closed)

At least you're not a paedo like this guy
www.b3ta.com/questions/lolbigots/post1874781
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 0:29, closed)

Oh wait you said Catholic

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 0:32, closed)

To Be Fair
Your biggest handicap is that you're, well, you...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:45, closed)

it's vicious, personal attacks like this
Which are causing long-standing posters to leave. Take your trolling back to /talk, you're not welcome here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:23, closed)

You're ok in all categories except the last one.
Don't expect to get equal pay.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:01, closed)

Got bottled in a club once.
Ended up sitting in casualty at 05:00, chatting to a guy who was epileptic, schizophrenic, diabetic and HIV+. It was like "serious medical condition bingo".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:11, closed)

Yes, but are you
Ginger?
(Redemption blamed it on the Bossa Nova since, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 2:29, closed)