Once, the morning after a particularly heavy night,
I realised that I had forgotten how to piss. Everything was in the right place (cock out, above the porcelain), but nothing was happening. Had to concentrate really hard to work the right muscles.

At the other end of the scale, I once went for a jog, topless, in the snow, after trying out my new, giant sized mug - I think I drank about 3 pints of coffee. Can I have a prize for the worst MASSIVE DRUGS story, please?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:05, 7 replies)

As long as you tell us where you got your new giant mug from.

( .Yeti., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:21, closed)

It was either my Pinky and the Brain mug, which was truly massive, so was bought as a gift from where ever it is you go to buy WB merchandise,
or my comically large cup (most often used to eat out of), which came from a generic, cheap kitchenware shop, that has since gone out of business. That one, along with my "World's greatest tea drinker" mug, got nicked, buy some temporary residents of our halls.

My uni years went by in a whirlwind of mug-related tomfoolery (everyone else was doing real drugs, and having sex with each other).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:01, closed)

extra cudos if it was filter coffee not instant

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:27, closed)

1st year uni, so I was living in halls.
I expect it was instant. Probably not Nescafé, though, as half-heartedly boycotting Nestlé was all the rage at the time - everyone kept eating KitKats, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:57, closed)

Instant coffee is a crime against humanity.

I dont think Id ever even had it til I moved to the UK.
Everyone drinks tea here, so nobody has a coffee maker! (and before you go "ooh lah dee dah" etc. a coffee maker doesnt have to cost more than £50 and lasts for fuckin ever).
(tyrellsOwl, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:11, closed)

Done that
A litre of rocket fuel coffee during a bad hangover, then off to lectures. I was shaking so badly I couldn't hold my pen, and my coursemates were looking at me very strangely.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:27, closed)

hot lava java filter coffee will do that and taste less like a jaberwokies arse than the instant stuff

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:25, closed)