Cycling to work I always felt like I had forgotten something.
Keys? pat pocket: check
Wallet? pat other pocket: check
Watch? shake left arm: check
Bag? wiggle back a bit: check
Shirt? Pat chest: check

3 of those things I have left home without, one I can't leave home without and the other - why would I need to check that?
(teebie jeebie, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:44, 9 replies)

So your story is 'sometimes I forget to pick stuff up'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:47, closed)

No, I think it's more along the lines of getting paranoid about having everything you need when you leave the house. Psychologists often call this "key paranoia" although the pheomenon can extend to lighters, phones and other objects. Of course, you need to actually leave the house for this to be an issue...
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:14, closed)

so josef fritzlzlzlzl was suffering from
key paranoia as was mr and mrs west?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:15, closed)

Possibly, but they were also total psychotic fuckers, which is another issue, although one can obviously lead to the other. Just this morning I fretted about having my house keys, while tomorrow I envisage going on a savage rampage with a bucket of fake plastic ducks.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:18, closed)

if i was you, go with the bucket of ducks
and make sure some have there heads the wrong way round
keys? meh


rampage
rampage
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:23, closed)

That's right, we will make them pay for what they may or may not have done! perhaps. Apologies for, lack of relevance, I'm ultra bored.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:06, closed)

yup that's it
And now I have a phrase I can use to justify my behaviour
(teebie jeebie, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:17, closed)

i'm always worried
that my backpack has opened up and my stuff is flying out as i go. Hope this created a new paranoia for you.
(SkoaL, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:05, closed)

nope, way ahead of you
bah
(teebie jeebie, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:24, closed)