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Bluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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Electric meters
IF you ever run out of credit, send someone to the shop and see how long it is before you try and do something that requires electricity.

it usually only takes a few seconds...

"oh i know while theyre gone to the shop - ill make a brew - hang on - why isnt the kettle turning on"... 10 seconds of fumbling with the plug later..

"instead of a brew - ill just read a book - its a bit dark in here so ill put the light on"... 10 seconds later you are doing a wtf moment with the light switch.

"in that case -ill just play on the playstation".... and so on until the credit for the 'lecky meter has been reinstated/
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:19, 7 replies)
I had the best power cut ever the other day
because until the lights went out, I had no idea my "Venkman; Spengler, Stentz" T-Shirt was glow-in-the-dark.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:21, closed)
Fantastic (but what about Zedmore?).
I got an Iron Man t-shirt at x-mas, and was remarking to my eldest that it would be cool if the heart glowed; he rightly pointed out that it was glowing (but that I am not Iron Man, as I don't have the helmet or gloves).
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:51, closed)

They cleverly get round the racism accusations by having it labelled 'University of Columbia Department of Paranormal Investigation' so it's before Winston's time.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:57, closed)
"I'll just post
this tip on b3ta..."
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:36, closed)
Take advantage of the empty house,
by wanking in the room of your choice.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:51, closed)
Thank god that isn't just me
Whenever there's a powercut I will pull the cord to turn on the light every single time I go to the toilet
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:19, closed)
Shop closed 10 minutes ago
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:21, closed)

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