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Bluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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After a busy day at work, I crashed out on my bed....
still fully clothed, zzzzzz away so happily to myself like a baby in a cot. I heard someone shout my name. I startled myself into reality. I looked at the time.

! Eight o'clock. ! Fuuuuuuuuuu, I'm freaking late for work (I start work at 7am.) Flew downstairs, and out the front door. Leapt over the gate like a superman, and ran down the street like a bullet train. Got to office. Only to smash face first into the front door.....

You see, I'd only been asleep for two and a half hours. Now it wouldn't be so bad if I used a 12hour clock, but no. I use a digital 24hours clock. It was 20.00
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:29, 4 replies)
I call shenanigans. I believed you all the up to getting out to street.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:32, closed)
I call bullshit
Total bullshit
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:59, closed)

Yeah, I mean you didn't even stop to have your morning poo and brush your teeth before you left.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:58, closed)
you mean to tell me people actually do that at home. I've always done that at the office. Free water, and I get paid for it.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:53, closed)

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