I fervently wish that it was Friday
So i could get out from behind this desk and spend a weekend with my friends and the woman that i love. Then i realise that i am wishing my life away and although this is drudgery of the worse kind that i am lucky compared to many who don't have a job. But then the reality of this grey existance kicks in and I know in my head that the moments of sunshine that warm my heart are all too brief and Monday will once again bring back the black dog to gently crush my soul in meaningless tasks.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:24, 14 replies)

plus, right, your mum hates you and wishes you'd never been born.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:38, closed)

your mum
likes me though. Or she did when i was fucking her in my honda accord
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:44, closed)

That's nothing.
I've done her up the arse.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:53, closed)

my sympathies are with you both.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:41, closed)

Yeah, and a lot more than that, as it goes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:54, closed)

that's my fucking inheritance, you bastard.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:55, closed)

I had
to get my massive drugs from somewhere. Your mum was the mule
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:26, closed)

It's easy to say if you don't like your job get another one but it's not easy to get a job which fills you with sunshine but also pays the electric. I think most people strike a balance between having a job that they love and a job that they like.

Try to focus on the positives - do you get on with the other guys at work? I wouldn't call my workmates "mates" but they're generally a good laugh while I'm in the office.

Also, having a wank in the bogs sometimes lightens the mood.
( AWPS, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:46, closed)

I am presently looking for other work,
But the current climate is not exactly job rich. The people i work with are on the whole alright. Usual mix of decent people and knobs. They aren't the problem the job itself is just mind bogglingly tedious

I might just try a wank in the bogs at least then they will be paying me to knock one out over an image in my mammary banks.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:09, closed)

You are me, AICMFP
At least, you sound like you're in exactly the same job situation as me i.e. you hate it, think your colleagues are somewhere between barely tolerable losers and hateful turds, keep getting shortlisted for jobs elsewhere but suddenly your experience isn't quite right when it comes to the crunch.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:18, closed)

That sounds
Pretty accurate
I do wonder why i bother turning up most days
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:39, closed)

Jack your job in
Go on the dole, get drunk and smoke fags all day. I've been doing it for years, it's fucking brilliant!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:47, closed)

You don't think that
someone who is questioning the pointlessness of existence might perhaps find that, maybe, just a little bit, completely fucking soul destroying?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:50, closed)

No way
It's excellent! Sometimes if I'm having a slightly stale day I pour little bit of Tesco value lager into the dog's water bowl for a little 'added entertainment'.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:51, closed)

MWTP
You are rory lyon AICMFP
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:04, closed)

minority training worker programme?
You're right, how did you know it was me!

I see you've made a tribute picture of me in your profile too!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:07, closed)

Arf

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:28, closed)

All I know is I'd rather work than not.
That said, I'm currently in a dull, tedious, office job which has bored my brain into atrophy and done the same for any muscles I had. Oddly, for what is supposed to be a job requiring skills, I find it just as tedious as the manual labour I did before becoming an office drone.
There's nothing wrong with wanting the 9 to 5 to go faster and living for the weekend -- it's what people have been doing since weekends were invented.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:26, closed)