Hoodies, bouncers, drunks, haircuts and meat
One of the last times I visited Britain was during winter and here's a collection of things I disliked:

Not being allowed in a shopping mall because I was wearing a hoodie. It was winter, what should I be wearing?

Visiting a lovely little cider house in the country, lots of adults enjoying themselves and all well behaved despite the amount of alcohol consumed. Get a taxi in to the city afterwards and stop by the local chip shop - greeted by a bouncer on the door and before I could even ask why there was a bouncer at a chip shop a fight broke out in the queue.

Another night out, walking down the street and in front of me a girl slips on a patch of ice. I go to help her, my brother warns me not to, I think he's being a dick so proceed with my gentlemanly ways. As I try to pick her up from the icy floor she starts screaming blue murder, ranting and raving as if I was attacking her.

The haircuts. What the flaming hell is going on with all the men's haircuts. I understand that due to high house prices there's a generation of people that would rather spend their hard-earned money on cars and holidays but it seems that there's also a high proportion of men that splodge all their cash at Toni and Guy. Just walking in to a pub was a complete culture shock - to the point where I was laughing out loud.

I do miss the food though. Faggots, kebab meat, black pudding - basically anything inventive with left over meat.
(durtydriscoll, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:01, 6 replies)

yeah, our faggots are the envy of the modern world

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:17, closed)

They'll do anything for some left over meat

( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:29, closed)

Your mum's quite inventive with leftover meat

(Eukanuba, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 2:17, closed)

Yes in Britain we have left over meat but in France it is charcutrie.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 7:45, closed)

the fuck is a mall

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 7:56, closed)

You find them in Pall.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:33, closed)