It's the people you know, you fuckwits.
Geography: Not that unusual; there are places more exceptional, more awesome, equivalently seasonal, as temperate, as abundant. We do have a lot of it in a small space though.

Population: Everywhere else in the world has their chavvy, cunty, fuckwitted wankstains that make life less bearable. EVERY. WHERE. Some places more than others.

Food: Not as bad as you think. It's come a long way in the last 10-15 years and all those old jokes are now ... old. We compare well with almost everywhere.

Beer: Sadly, what we think we know, we don't. The yanks & the Aussies actually make some decent beer - proper real ale and all that. And pretty good cider. And mead, and most other things. We are in the top-5, but not heads & shoulders above the rest.

Politics: They are all cunts. Ours cunts aren't as bad as some.


What makes Britain great? The people YOU know.

100% FACT.
( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:55, 15 replies)

Right on!
Except all my mates are a bunch of cunts.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:17, closed)

So it's your fault that this country is shit?
I feel duty bound to inform the Daily Mail.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:57, closed)

Pretty much.
Without me none of you lot would have anything to moan about.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:18, closed)

yes, yes, yes, no, yes
British beer is awesome! The 'real ales' made by Americans taste more of the kegs they are sold in than of the hops and barley used to make them. When they do taste of hops, it is total hops overload. I'll put a pint of 6X against anything brewed in America. As for Aussie beer, what the hell are you smoking? Fizzy piss that burns your tongue.
(ianisme, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:05, closed)

Nonsense.
America has a massive and good craft beer scene, and Sierra Nevada beer is always welcome to come to my house and fuck my sister.

You, Sir, are talking arse.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:13, closed)

In fact most of the decent independent UK breweries are copying the American craft brewers at the moment.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:18, closed)

^^what twat hole said^^
Sierra Nevada is lovely. There are a few others I've tasted that are better or equal to British beers but due to excessive consumption couldn't name them even at gunpoint
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:32, closed)

But there is still a long queue to fuck his sister

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:41, closed)

She is very reasonably priced.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:42, closed)

is she a 10 pinter?

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:47, closed)

You have always been the gentleman pimp.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:49, closed)

I like the implied gunnyness of this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:42, closed)

Wrong
There are several hundred craft brewers down-under. There is a lot of fizzy piss. There is also a lot of pretty good beer.

New FUCKING Zealand has some great "artisanal" (hate that word - plus it ends in 'anal') beers. Who knew?
( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:51, closed)

Is it your friends' fault that you're a pompous dickweed?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:24, closed)

...signed, Angry of Brighton.
( Ken Oath, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:46, closed)