Holy shit, it's E L James!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:48, 1 reply)

Is it really as bad as everyone says?
I'd prefer not to soil my mind finding out first hand
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:50, closed)

What? Sex? Yeah. If anything it's worse.
I wish there was a way to do it that didn't involve touching a lady.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:56, closed)

I dunno, my maths teacher tried to get me to do something with my hand, it didn't work out the way he was expecting though

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:08, closed)

There's some funny videos of people trying to read it without laughing.
Spoiler - they can't.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:00, closed)

apart from Gilbert Gottfried
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:45, closed)

Probably. Aspiring authors are told, "write about what you know" - and it seems unlikely that anyone's knobbed that frumpy manthing.

Only one of the following is Bernard Breslaw in a wig:

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:58, closed)

Massive lol
I've read the first page. A friend tried to get me to read the first chapter, but I just couldn't get through it.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 0:46, closed)

Post like this more often, you're great when you're not being all angry.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:41, closed)

Denigrating women on the basis of their appearance is edgy and cool!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:17, closed)

When they've committed such unspeakable crimes against literature, culture and general human decency,
along with setting feminism back about 30 years, they're fair game.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:30, closed)

Plus I don't think anyone had mentioned a woman in this thread.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:31, closed)

Ha!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:43, closed)

Eh, send it to the letters page of Just Seventeen.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:33, closed)