Morris Dancing
I love the fact that being from a country that spent lots of time wondering around the globe nicking things and fighting everyone that our national dance involves waving hankies and jangling bells.

I'd very much like to see the England Rugby team morris as a response to the haka next time we play NZ. It'll shit 'em right up.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:31, 18 replies)

I think the response to the haka should be a round of heads, shoulders, knees and toes.
But, I do like the morris dancing idea.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:36, closed)

or the Hokey cokey
giving them the finger on the "that's what it's all about" (instead of the tongue waggling)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:25, closed)

I recently overcame an addiction to the Hokey Cokey
It was difficult, but I've turned myself around now, and that's what it's all about.
(Eukanuba, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 5:31, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/lovehatebritain/post2115551
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:34, closed)

I tried to join the village Morris side once.
I was turned down because I'd been circumcised.
They only take complete pricks.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:37, closed)

Boom!

( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:49, closed)

The last person to tell me that joke was a Welsh nationaliist
He used to dress up in a green tabard and perform Welsh national dances on the weekend. Actually, for the Vagabond-style answer to this question, Wales.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:09, closed)

haha!
Is it really our 'national dance'? *mind boggles*

Click for the OP lolz and the replies above.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:49, closed)

I think so, I can't think of any other contenders but I'm not an authority on such matters.

( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:37, closed)

I thought the national dance
was a quick shag in the stairwell
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:23, closed)

I do believe it originates from "The Moorish Dances" - that of the Moors, or - more politically correctly these days -
The Arabs.

Indeed - I believe it might originally be a piss-take of their dancing, though I'm not certain.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:41, closed)

I am told it can get quite violent
By someone (no, not me, i'm not quite that odd) I know that does, indeed do, such things. I'd definitely pay to see the Morris/Haka face off.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:30, closed)

Very violent.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3fZp4UM2E

Drive by morris is particularly pernicious in parts of rural gloucestershire.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:58, closed)

They pop a cap on yo ass

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:06, closed)

Needs more wooden clubs and blackface.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:09, closed)

I once saw on the BBC's saturday afternoon sports show
a rugby match on the island of Bermuda, between an All Black over-35's team and a Barbarian over 35's team. The All Blacks came out and did their haka, giving it the chest-thumping and tongue-wagging and what have you. The Barbarians plonked down a boom box and did the Macarena.

Funny as fuck, haven't found it on YouTube despite looking for it several times.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:33, closed)

My sister perpetrates random acts of unprovoked morris

She once asked me if I'd like to join. I pointed out that, as I am an overweight, bearded IT professional who likes Real Ale, the universe would probably implode if faced with that level of stereotyping.

.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:40, closed)

And whacking sticks together, don't forget the whacking of the sticks
I've done a bit of Morris and I think it's something I might grow into. Fuck it, when I'm old I won't give a fuck anyway.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:11, closed)