
This week's been all about the Daily Mail and why people love or hate their country. Tell us one thing you hate about Britain, and one thing about why you love it.
This shouldn't be an excuse for RACISTLOLS, or long lists of things you dislike. Be intelligent, be funny, and be interesting
( , Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:55)
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I love the fact that being from a country that spent lots of time wondering around the globe nicking things and fighting everyone that our national dance involves waving hankies and jangling bells.
I'd very much like to see the England Rugby team morris as a response to the haka next time we play NZ. It'll shit 'em right up.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:31, 18 replies)

But, I do like the morris dancing idea.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:36, closed)

giving them the finger on the "that's what it's all about" (instead of the tongue waggling)
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:25, closed)

It was difficult, but I've turned myself around now, and that's what it's all about.
( , Thu 10 Oct 2013, 5:31, closed)

I was turned down because I'd been circumcised.
They only take complete pricks.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:37, closed)

He used to dress up in a green tabard and perform Welsh national dances on the weekend. Actually, for the Vagabond-style answer to this question, Wales.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:09, closed)

Is it really our 'national dance'? *mind boggles*
Click for the OP lolz and the replies above.
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( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:37, closed)

The Arabs.
Indeed - I believe it might originally be a piss-take of their dancing, though I'm not certain.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:41, closed)

By someone (no, not me, i'm not quite that odd) I know that does, indeed do, such things. I'd definitely pay to see the Morris/Haka face off.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:30, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3fZp4UM2E
Drive by morris is particularly pernicious in parts of rural gloucestershire.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:58, closed)

a rugby match on the island of Bermuda, between an All Black over-35's team and a Barbarian over 35's team. The All Blacks came out and did their haka, giving it the chest-thumping and tongue-wagging and what have you. The Barbarians plonked down a boom box and did the Macarena.
Funny as fuck, haven't found it on YouTube despite looking for it several times.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:33, closed)

She once asked me if I'd like to join. I pointed out that, as I am an overweight, bearded IT professional who likes Real Ale, the universe would probably implode if faced with that level of stereotyping.
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( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:40, closed)

I've done a bit of Morris and I think it's something I might grow into. Fuck it, when I'm old I won't give a fuck anyway.
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