keep to the brief... keep to the brief
I like... proper chip shop chips; none of these stupid "fries" - thick cut,crispy outside and soft inside and greasy. This might be because I have been to the gym and come home and made chicken and rice....

I dont like .... the 'beer' - a rather noisome concoction of chemicals and flavourings which leaves my bowels in a state of distinct unrest (eyes and needles come to mind) - the germans and even the americans make much better beer.

There - it took me all week to get that far.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:39, 5 replies)

What on earth have you been drinking?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:42, closed)

probably drinking way too much actually
...but every single beer just tastes like sludge to me from the Abbot ale to the Flowers, the Old Peculiar, the Boddies, Hobgoblin, etc etc. Its all foul smelling, often cloudy and is often warm.......
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:59, closed)

they shouldn't be cloudy, never mind foul-smelling
if you've been getting them from a pub, the proprietor(s) have probably been storing them in the wrong conditions and/or storing them beyond the end of their shelf life, not realising that they're perishable

I recall one place in central Manchester where this was rife; if you ordered any beer bar Heineken, Stella or something in a bottle you'd get a pint of sour liquid heartburn
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:04, closed)

First pub I went into in Luton
only served Fosters. Genuinely depressing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:04, closed)

Fine attempt

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:24, closed)