Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Back when I worked in the hospital,everyone was familiar with the story of the nurse who was discovered to have been fucking the corpses of the recently deceased. He became something of a bogeyman, a tale told to scare those who would find themselves working late and alone.
Less well documented was his subsequent career as arbiter of humour on a briefly popular website. To be honest, I always found this part of the story to be much more upsetting.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:38,
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What a fucking cunt.I hope you grassed him up to his boss.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 7:13,
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I heard he subsequently went onto work at a vetschecking dogs prostates
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