Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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True datThe way i was told it is that when the human body is impacted your feet actually shrink and thus leave your shoes behind
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Shrinking feet? That's ridiculousEverybody knows that it's caused by the quick-release mechanism being accidentally activated. That's where seals come from, they're otters that have activated their mechanisms.
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I like this(
skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:29,
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Well the shoes want to live on don't theyApparently shoes have soles
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Thisis why replies should be able to win.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 19:27,
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I thought eukanuba's post about seals & otters was equally win-worthy(
skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:53,
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ta(, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:32, closed)
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