Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Polyurethane foamis made by mixing two liquid chemicals and then injected into a mould at seriously high pressures.
We had a big cheese from a major customer come visit to see the research and processes involved. Unfortunately during the mould injection demo the injector head blew - covering the VIP from head to foot. Now bearing in mind that, within 20 seconds, 1.0 litre of the liquid will then expand into foam the size of a small car - we had to cut the poor blighter out...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:42,
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yeah i remember Demolition Man(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:58, closed)
Nahbut he probably wished he had...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:55,
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I had the big cheese scooped out with the little umbrellanot as bad as it sounds, quite tasty really.
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Methyl Diisocyanate is a bugger to remove.(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:43,
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Ayeand we mainly worked with the evil twin toluene diisocyanate - evil fecker!
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:57,
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