Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Customer left an eye-wateringly large poo in the toilet at a place I worked once.Not on the floor, or the seat, or the wall, or in a cup... just in the toilet, where it was supposed to be.
The length and width were truly amazing though; and prompted my mate to proclaim "If that gets into the north sea, it'll be a danger to shipping!"
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skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:33,
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I like this *clicked*(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:45, closed)
He can't beThat twunt is too busy pretending he can cook on fucking Masterchef.
Time was the only thing he would be doing in a kitchen is hitting Rik Mayall around the head with a frying pan
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