Lurid Work Stories
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
One where I'm paid for results rather than making myself visible in an office chair.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:48,
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results the number of posts I make on b3ta
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:52,
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I'm only paid when people respond.
Ker-ching!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:08,
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Lend us a tenner?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:29,
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Ker-ching!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:19,
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Twenty?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:25,
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