Lurid Work Stories
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
Illegal?
Who were you fisting?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:10,
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Who said anything about me being the giver!
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:17,
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Is it illegal to fist you, then?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33,
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He's Prince Philip ... it would be high treason.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:34,
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More like high price prostitue.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:56,
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