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"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."

Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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As a former biochemist, I can confirm
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(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:02, 1 reply)
because he was the dandy highwayman?

(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:10, closed)
Yeah great now I'm reading that post to the tune of Stand and Deliver. For fuck's sake.

(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:14, closed)
Don't worry if people take the piss.
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:05, closed)
YOU CUNT

(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:35, closed)
christ, i can't hear a thing in here.
so turn off the jukebox, and do us all a favour.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:53, closed)
Charming!
Prince Charming
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:35, closed)
ADAM FUCKING ANT

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:19, closed)
FOR FUCK'S SAKE

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:32, closed)

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