Lurid Work Stories
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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With the other colleague?
He's not really my type, to be honest...
( , Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:39, 1 reply)
He's not really my type, to be honest...
( , Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:39, 1 reply)
Just imagine how sexy it'll be when he emerges from the smoke, points out that you're all alone in the office,
and suggests that you christen the photocopier together.
( , Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:25, closed)
and suggests that you christen the photocopier together.
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