Lurid Work Stories
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
did something happen to the world trade center?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:20,
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You probably know it as the Twin Towers. You know in that foreign land.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:26,
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mordor?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:26,
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Yes. 2'606.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:28,
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It got stole.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:38,
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Gypoes probably.
They'll nick anything that's not nailed down.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:27,
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