Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
(
chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
« Go Back
... and when I looked over my shoulder the escaped madman was banging on the roof of the car with my husband's severed head!(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:35,
16 replies)
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:44,
closed)
MAN DOOR HOOK HAND CAR DOOR(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:45,
closed)
Mummy, I don't like this new Magic 8 Ball :'((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:49,
closed)
Ma'am ... the call is coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:51,
closed)
don't open the door to the crying baby!every time i flashed my lights he laid down again!!!!1
(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:38,
closed)
...which was nice.(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:24, closed)
Hahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:11,
closed)
Gay(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:28, closed)
Fake and gay(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:08, closed)
Could be worse...You could have dropped a slice of toast butter side down and not had any more bread
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:45, closed)
« Go Back