Muff diving collapsing man
I'm on a train between Sheffield and I forget where, theres a man walking down the aisle and he gets thrown about as the train rattles round a bend, falling pole axe style straight into the lap of a large lady.

He sprung back up like lightning glancing anxiously around while everybody looking in his direction failed to contain their laughter.
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)