Duck
I live near a canal. This week it froze over and I was treated to the sight of a duck trying to eat a bread roll. Every time it went to peck it the roll would go skidding off across the ice, at which point the duck would follow it, slipping and sliding with determination, picking up speed only to fall down. The best one was when the duck picked up a fair bit of pace only to go into a full-on nose (beak) slide, shooting right into the bread roll and sending it shooting away at high speed.

I now know what a duck swearing sounds like.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:36, 3 replies)

Duck Swearing
"Qunt!"
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:12, closed)

Hahaha
It was actually worryingly like the noises the aliens make in Mars Attacks...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:27, closed)

Duck swearing
click
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:14, closed)